omg what if you opened someones blog and their background was your face
is that how celebrities feel?
(Source: rehabbed, via a-dramatic-collide-with-machines)
What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
you are the future
(Source: tr3ndyc00l, via eternal--pillow--hugger)
at least the internet has 0 calories
(Source: teensensation, via fuck-optimism)
